I'm So Handsome, Yet Monsters Beat Me Up from the Start?!

It was an ordinary day, until the night I passed my job interview...

Everything changed!

This world wasn't what we thought we knew. It was full of countless strange, absurd, and unbelievable events!

I was like a pure-white little lamb, curled up and shivering in this cold, cruel society...

Monsters in the darkness watched me with hungry eyes...

Powerful people from every walk of life had it in for me...

All those grievances hit me like slaps, leaving me speechless!

I was so scared... because I had nothing!

Except for a secretary who acts aloof and moonlights as my mentor, a goddess who has silently protected me for millions of years, and a bunch of weird coworkers and colleagues.

"Oh, right. My name is Shi Yan, and my hobby is playing the hulusi."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.