War Against the Eagles: The Nantianmen Project, Guangdong's Air Force Sweeps All Before It

The story is set in a future parallel universe. Guangdong Province, China's "world factory" and "delivery empire," has quietly developed a secret air force far from the rest of the world. During a sudden global crisis, Earth is targeted by an alien alliance known as the "Hawks," which attempts to invade the planet. Just as people around the world are at a loss, the Guangdong Air Force makes a spectacular entrance. Using the "Heavenly Gate Project," they activate a legendary immortal System and rely on feng shui formations and roast duck technology to sweep the globe and take up the banner of defending Earth.

This is a story full of absurd plot twists and surreal situations, sometimes completely letting loose and descending into sheer ridiculousness. Guangdong must have gotten its hands on ancient Chinese artifacts, and somehow also acquired a superpower that lets every aircraft on Earth enjoy Guangdong's mysterious morning tea. Unfathomable Guangzhou aunties, the Eight Immortals from Baiyun Mountain, Wong Fei-hung of Foshan, and delivery riders from around the world form a "knight corps" and join forces in a wild war against the aliens, filled with laughable antics.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.