Anime Crossover: The Mastermind Behind the Scenes

I transmigrated into a multiverse crossover, and they say I'm the mastermind behind everything.

What? How could that be? I'm a great guy, full of positive energy!

I started out as an ordinary snake, kept evolving, and eventually became a divine dragon.

What an inspiring, uplifting story! And you still call me the mastermind behind it all? That's slander! Defamation! Spreading rumors!

What? About stabbing Aizen Sosuke in the back? The Gelled-Hair guy was a villain to begin with. What did I do to him? I was just delivering heavenly justice!

You say I tricked Shimura Danzo into massacring the ninjas of the Hidden Leaf Village? I hereby solemnly declare that I have absolutely nothing to do with Shimura Danzo. I don't even know who he is. The Zanpakuto in his hands was something he picked up, and it has nothing to do with me.

Naraku? Who's Naraku? I've never even heard of him!

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