Anime Crossover: Prize Quiz, Starting with the Magical Girls!

My name is Wang Lang.

A few days ago, a stranger pulled me into a chat group.

The group owner dumped the position and the System on me, then ran off.

I'm freaking out right now,

because this System is kind of...

The System asks:

"Is this still everyone's first time?"

"Which is more authoritative, three deep thrusts and one shallow, or nine shallow thrusts and one deep?"

Little Blue the Magic Fairy: "I'll pay for the room."

Welcome: "Speed determines the experience."

Everyone: "?"

Wang Lang covers his face...

It's not like I want things to be this way!

The System is making me do it! I'm a pure-hearted guy!

P.S. I can't write a good blurb. Please read the story!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.