I, the Bully of All Heavens, Do You Want Me to Pick up Rags?

I came into the world crying, but I can smile forever! After time travel, I am an old wizard... Some people call me Ultra Cantilever's daddy In order to survive, I did a miserable job in variety shows, made horror videos to scare people, made silly skits, and made bad movies... My current identity is Klein Moretti, his old uncle. It's no surprise that my feet are so thin. Oh, how did I become a disabled person in the Konoha Village asylum? Why am I sleeping in a haunted house? I'm not crazy. Let me go! They're going to burn me at the stake... I am Xu Wenqiang's father Xu Sangui! Why did I just wear a pair of trousers and appear on the battlefield? Now I am a pirate with a broken arm, a shrunken cerebellum and buck teeth... I am Song Zuhan, the distant cousin of Shiyu Songjiang... I am Chen Haobei from Causeway Bay, and I am Blind Liu! I am an educated bald young man from the courtyard Breaking Bad, Shameless, Big Bang.. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.