To Be Honest, I Will Lie to You

I'm being honest, I won't lie to you. Sincerity is my motto. I hold honesty in my left hand and trustworthiness in my right hand. I am Li Xin. I'm very logical. "The cow died on the grass, but there was no grass on the ground. This was because the grass ate the cow, so the cow died. By analogy, the cow ate grass, so there was no grass on the ground!" "That's it!" The farmer nodded slowly: "Kid, just stand here and don't move. I'll drive the tractor and hit you to death." Damn, you eat my cows, steal my grass, and you dare to play tricks on me Li Xin was helpless: "I'm not lying to you. It's a cow. It eats grass in line with biological laws. If it doesn't eat grass, how can it eat elixirs?" Rumble~Dream Tractor starts Li Xin begged for mercy: "Lao Deng, don't go too far. Believe it or not, I will kill you with a star!" The farmer moves the forward rod: "Hey, I don't believe it" Da! The snapping of fingers echoed throughout the pasture. Beyond the heavens, stars arrive. Li Xin whispered: To be honest, would I lie to you? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.