Konoha: I, the Newborn Baby, Join the Group Chat

Traveling through the world of Naruto, he became a member of the red-eyed clan. Uchiha Ji said that Itachi went to the battlefield at the age of 4 and Kakashi became a chuunin at the age of 5. Neither of them looked human. So it makes sense to be a jounin at 1 year old, a shadow at 2 years old, and a member of the Six Paths at 3 years old, right? Activate the 'King's Growth System' at the beginning. Sleeping once = adding 1 year of cultivation. Breastfeed 10 times = automatically master the Seal of Hundreds of Heroes. Crying for 100 days = opening the Mangekyō Sharingan. I thought this system was too outrageous, but I didn't expect to join Wanjie Skirt Chat and become a skirt master! Yotsuya Miko: "The skirt master's reincarnation eye seems to be a little bit stronger than my yin and yang eye." Celie: "As expected of the so-called evil clan, they started asking for my foot photos before I was even two years old!" Darkness: "Does the skirt lady also want to become a knight?... Asshole! The knight you understand is so evil!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.