Journey to the West: The Short-Tempered Bodhi, Speedrunning the Whole Way

After transmigrating as Patriarch Bodhi, Sun Wukong's master, he has to plan the whole pilgrimage to the West?

Lin Yi drops the act right away!

He activates the System on the spot, turns into a hot-tempered bro, and takes his disciples' place to speedrun the whole journey.

"Ao Guang, your place needs a renovation! I'm taking the Sea-Calming Needle. Go get the Jade Emperor to reimburse you!"

"Queen Mother, Old Lord, I'm settling your scores, damn it. Make sure you get my disciple an official position!"

"Tathagata, how about letting your Golden Cicada become my grand-disciple? My disciple will protect him all the way through the journey to fetch the scriptures!"

"Jade Emperor, keep your livestock in line. If they fail to give the right password next time, I'll beat them all to death!"

"Roc, so what if you're Tathagata's uncle? Ask him who his boss is. Do I have anyone above me?"

Many years later.

Sun Wukong finally emerged from seclusion, only to be utterly stunned.

"What? I became the Great Sage Equal to Heaven!"

"And the Victorious Fighting Buddha, too!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.