You Still Expect Me to Teach You Immortal Arts?

On the first day of school, Lin Yi runs into an elegant upperclasswoman. An inadvertent gesture makes her think he's a pervert who likes to grope women.

Furious, she exposes Lin Yi's identity and vows to ruin him socially.

The uninformed crowd is misled and rushes to condemn him, calling him morally depraved...

But in Lin Yi's eyes, the whole thing is ridiculous.

I, the last heir of an immortal sect, have devoted years to cultivation and stayed out of worldly affairs. Why would I be interested in your looks?

The world is absurd, and he can't even be bothered to deal with it himself.

A powerful figure who has admired him for years steps in without hesitation to punish her.

The upperclasswoman's hair turns white overnight. She ages into a ghastly old woman, with little time left to live.

The keyboard warriors who insulted Lin Yi come down with strange illnesses, while one lovesick simp is haunted by a vengeful ghost and driven into a panic.

Monsters run rampant across the land, and disaster descends from the heavens.

Only when people see a thousand-year-old temple reappear in the human world at Lin Yi's home do they realize what kind of powerful figure they've offended.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.