You Asked Me to Write Feel-Good Stories in America, and I Became President?

Qin Mu transmigrated to New York in the United States and activated the Essence System.

All he had to do was post articles online and cultivate Essence contributors to earn rewards.

Qin Mu promptly posted all kinds of short essays he'd read in his previous life.

America, as you race ahead in your development, could you stop for a moment and look back at the people living in misery...

People in China wash dishes at least seven times. They have a true craftsman's spirit!

In China, mothers can trust any police officer with their children. Here in America, the cops only press their knees against my neck!

China is investing more in electricity to extend the range of new-energy vehicles and reduce carbon emissions. Here in America, we're investing more in electricity just to charge the police batons so they can hit us over the head with them!

I can't help but wonder how America ended up such a failure...

With one inspirational essay after another, Qin Mu amassed a billion followers around the world.

American citizens: "Mr. Qin Mu, please start an independence movement and become president. Lead us back into China's embrace!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.