I'm a Fake Eunuch, and the Empress Begs Me to Take It Easy!

Qin Mu arrives in another world in his original body. By a twist of fate, he slips into the imperial harem as a virgin. Before he can flirt with a couple of consorts for fun, the Grand Princess stages a coup.

The Empress takes the throne and begins purging the court. Just then, the Poisonous Strategist System activates, and Qin Mu stays by her side as an adviser.

The Empress: "What should we do when there's no evidence that officials have embezzled funds?"

Qin Mu: "Easy. First, hide some silver in the homes of the people under suspicion. Then execute their entire families, and issue an imperial decree saying that anyone who turns themselves in will be treated leniently. Once they've all confessed..."

The Empress: "Are you really going to let them all go?"

Qin Mu: "Yes. Let them go and see if they have accomplices. Then we'll arrest them all together and exterminate their nine generations!"

The Empress: "Everyone says I'm keeping you as my male concubine. How do you explain that?"

Qin Mu: "Expose the truth about my affairs with all those consorts in the harem. The rumors will fall apart on their own!"

The Empress: "Oh, so you really have been involved with the consorts in the harem. You fake eunuch! Could you be a little gentler?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.