Roasting Anime's Hellish Dungeons, Pig Hero Makes Pigsy Furious

A mysterious sky screen appears across the myriad worlds, exposing the hell-difficulty stages of Chinese animated series:

First stage: GG Bond: Wuling Guardians

Old fool Mihu forcibly divvies up GG Bond's Wuling powers, taking the max-level King account GG Bond earned and handing it to four deadweight Bronze players.

Once, GG Bond soloed the Behemoth. Now, Father of Ultra Bobo gets stomped back to his original form by a Treant.

Watching the four deadweights suffer on the sky screen, GG Bond laughs in disbelief.

Narrator: The Wuling King recognizes GG Bond alone, not those four useless fools!

Second stage: Seer

The main quest seems simple, but the journey turns out to be impossibly brutal.

Every enemy is stronger than the last, and they all beat the hero's team to a pulp.

Their allies keep getting nerfed too. The God of War Alliance becomes a punching-bag gang, even Punish is pinned to the ground and pummeled, and Xiaomi, the only useful one, gets stuck at an evolution bottleneck.

Every time they obtain an Endless Energy source, the quest spins off into another endless chain and they lose it. After ten years of hard work, they still fail!

Narrator: Ten years to hone a sword, and Tie Kuai is so easy to fool!

Sai Xiaoxi: I'm up early...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.