Mocking the Hellish Dungeons of Chinese Animation, I Make GG Bond Laugh in Anger

A mysterious sky screen appears across the myriad worlds, revealing a rundown of the hellish dungeons in Chinese animated series:

First dungeon: GG Bond: The Five Spirit Guardians

The confused old geezer forcibly split GG Bond's Five Spirit powers, handing the max-level account GG Bond had worked so hard to build to four useless bronze-rank leeches.

Once, GG Bond soloed the Behemoth. Now, the Tree Man stomps Father of Ultra Poby back to his original form.

Watching the four leeches suffer on the sky screen, GG Bond was so furious he laughed.

Narrator: The Five Spirit King recognizes GG Bond alone, not those four good-for-nothings!

Second dungeon: Seer

The main quest seems simple enough, but the journey turns out to be impossibly absurd.

Every enemy is stronger than the last, and they all beat the protagonist's team to a pulp.

Their allies keep getting nerfed, too. The God of War Alliance becomes a punching-bag gang, even Puni gets ground into the dirt, and Xiaomi, the only one who's any use, gets stuck with an evolution bottleneck.

Every time they get the Infinite Energy, it gets lost again in an endless loop. After ten years of hard work, the mission still fails!

Narrator: Ten years to forge one sword, and the iron block was so easy to fool!

Sai Xiaoxi: I've got an early shift!

Third dungeon: ...

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