We've Been Together for Ten Years and He Thinks I'm a Canary

After my parents died, I was taken home by Lu Shichuan for ten years. I always thought we were an unlicensed couple. But during a quarrel, he taunted me: "Can you, a canary, have the consciousness of a canary? You can't be as good-looking as the little girls outside, nor can you be as sensible as you?" I finally understood that no matter how long I've been with my childhood sweethearts, they can't resist the novelty. I wisely left and made way for the newcomer. But when my new boyfriend brought me milk before bed, I received an extremely aggrieved phone call: "Hey, my stomach hurts." My new boyfriend asked me whose phone number I had. I shrugged: "The harassing caller said he had a stomachache. He probably mistook me for a stomach medicine salesman." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.