Don't Bother Me, I Just Want to Mess Around Like Crazy

The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at the fact that people can't understand. "I spent 100 million to find four friends!" "I spent 10 billion to find three first girlfriends!" "I spend 10 billion every year to build a comic living cabin!" … Only by constantly messing around can I get closer to the paradise in my heart. I tossed and turned and kept making things bigger! Finally one day, someone forced me to ask: What is the secret behind your crazy fooling around and wasting at least tens of billions every year? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.