Listen to the Gods

I have two principles in life: 1. Never lie. 2. Don't trust anyone, including myself. "Sir, I would like to remind you that your second point conflicts with your first point." "Where's the conflict?" "Since you never lie to others, why don't you believe what you say?" "Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention, I don't think of myself as a human being." "?" … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.