I Told You to Spend Money to Summon Your Ancestors, Who Told You to Spend Your Life?

Xu Feng arrives in a parallel world in the aftermath of a million nuclear blasts.

Is this an era where people awaken their powers by spending money and relying on their ancestors?

No way. Absolutely not! I have no money, and I'm not giving up my life!

But Xu Feng's ancestors... seem to number a few hundred million?

Li Yunlong: Damn it, you spendthrift! Watch it, or I'll beat you up! Your Uncle Li stood tall his whole life, and now you're living off a woman?

Tang Bohu: The world laughs at me for being mad. I laugh at them for not seeing the truth! You've got a bit of my good looks, kid.

Li Bai: The roc rises with the wind one day, soaring ninety thousand miles! You're a fine descendant.

Qin Shi Huang: What are the Six Kingdoms to me? The iron cavalry of Great Qin can crush them all! What do you think, how do the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors compare to Us?

Tongtian Jiaozhu: Today, I shall seize that sliver of hope for all living beings! I will have no regrets, even in death!

Pangu: I am... Pangu...

"Wait... why doesn't a single one of my ancestors share my surname?"

"Holy crap! These... these are all my ancestors' fathers-in-law?!"

"I, Xu Feng, was born for this. Living off women runs in the family!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.