Burning Money to Summon Ancestors? No Money, Just Take My Life!

Xu Feng arrives in a parallel world after a million nuclear blasts.

Is this an era where you have to burn money to awaken your powers and compete over your ancestors?

No way. Absolutely not! I have no money, and only one life to lose!

But Xu Feng's ancestors... seem to number a few hundred million?

Li Yunlong: Damn it, you spendthrift! Watch it, or I'll beat you up! I kept my back straight my whole life, and you want to live off a woman?

Tang Bohu: The world laughs at me for being mad, while I laugh at them for not seeing through it! You've got a bit of my good looks, kid.

Li Bai: The great roc rises with the wind one day, soaring ninety thousand miles! You're quite impressive, descendant.

Qin Shi Huang: What's so special about the Six Kingdoms? The Great Qin cavalry can trample them all! Tell me, how do the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors compare to me?

Sect Leader Tongtian: Today, I shall seize that one sliver of hope for all living beings! I will have no regrets, even in death!

Pangu: I am... Pangu...

"Wait... why doesn't a single one of my ancestors share my surname?"

"Holy crap! These... these are all my ancestors' fathers-in-law?!"

"I, Xu Feng, was born for this. Living off a woman runs in the family!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.