You Asked Me to Write a Superhero, So I Wrote 'I Don't Eat Beef'

Ye Ming woke up one day to discover he had transmigrated. He was now taking part in a variety show called A Stroke of Genius.

The sixty-four contestants had to create something based on a prompt drawn by the judges.

The first prompt was superheroes.

Everyone racked their brains, coming up with disasters and imagining how the heroes would save the world.

Ye Ming decided to take a different approach. He would shatter their illusions about superheroes and give the audience a truly shocking dose of reality!

You're up, The Boys!

At first, the audience thought this was a story about superheroes saving the world. But the more they watched, the more something seemed off...

"Are you sure these are superheroes? Why do they seem so different?"

"Why does Homelander have the same powers as Superman, but such a different personality?"

Then Homelander, as written by Ye Ming, blew up a plane full of ordinary people, put on a show of mourning in front of everyone, and delivered his iconic line:

"And you, my friend, are the real hero!"

At that moment, there was only one character left in the scrolling comments across the screen:

"6!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.