I Am a Funeral Anchor, and the Attention Scares Zhou Shuyi

Xiao Han traveled through a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral company. One day when I was browsing videos, a system prompt appeared. "Target customer detected! ID: I love motorcycles Cause of death: Failure to wear full protective gear and bending in reverse motion. Probability of death: 97%. Please ask the host to pay attention to this customer and prepare to arrange follow-up matters. " Xiao Han reminded the anchor and clicked "Follow" without hesitation, but the anchor directly GGed it the next day. Xiao Han felt sad and clicked on a late-night game anchor, reminding him to pay attention to his health. The next day, the game anchor also went GG! One day during Sister Zhou's live broadcast, when she read that the funeral service line had paid attention to you, the live broadcast room was silent. "Mute Bride I will miss you!" "You will always be our mute bride, even if you are GG!" Xiao Han looked helpless, "I just want to remind them to pay attention to safety, and so do you. If you need anything, you can contact me. I have a one-stop funeral service. If you book in advance, you can get a discount!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.