Absurd: Sending a 70-Year-Old Scavenger to Win Gold in the Olympics

The anti-trend travel mode will make you feel refreshed. Different from most novel protagonists, it gives you a different perspective. Hello! Old man who picks up rags, you want to challenge me? While scavenging, I unexpectedly picked up a USB flash drive, which contained a shocking secret, causing huge waves in the officialdom! You actually made so much money from scavenging? What, donated all the money? No, the country is full of talents, and you want to send a sixty-year-old man who scavenges to participate in the Olympics? Still want to win the championship? Want to make everyone laugh? Old man, I can't run anymore. If I want to dunk, just dunk over here! Can't be killed? Sorry, I won this gold medal! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.