Honkai: Star Rail: My Absurd Figurine Kills an Aeon from the Start

Aeons are the most powerful beings in the Star Rail universe. Worshiped throughout the cosmos, they remain forever aloof.

If Lin Xi hadn't transmigrated into Star Rail and happened to open a figurine shop to keep a bunch of them around, he might actually have believed that.

Rule One of Lin Xi's Figurine Sculpting Shop: When connected, a creation must stay in sensory sync with its original model, making it lifelike.

Rule Two: Elysia's cosmetics count as business expenses.

Rule Three: Do not stop the construction worker girl Qlipoth from building walls.

Rule Four: Lan must have a chaperone when going out to hunt.

Rule Five: The rumor that the shopkeeper picks on the Abundance is true.

Rule Six: If you mess up, blame the Elation.

Rule N: Pets and Nanook are not allowed at the table.

Core Rule: Lin Xi has the final say on how all the rules above are interpreted.

Kafka: "So that's why you inspected every inch of me. The process was quite pleasant, though, just a little ticklish."

Firefly: "??"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.