I Mutated and Became a Diamond Gourd Baby

The young man picked up a stone, which mutated suddenly. He would have a special function every day. Each special function brought different fun. There were new tricks every day, and new ideas every day. Don't be shy, don't be afraid, don't shrink back, move forward bravely, punish evil and promote good, hoe the strong and help the weak. Let us use special functions to save the world. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.