I Went Viral Online by Being Bizarre at the Blind Date Corner

As a middle-aged bachelor,

Lin Youcai was ordered by Ms. Wang to go on a blind date.

He walked into the matchmaking corner

and met a gentle teacher.

Teacher: "How old are you? Do you own a home and a car? What's your annual salary?"

Lin Youcai: "Why are you asking me all this? Who sent you? What are your motives? Have you gotten permission from the relevant authorities?"

"Who's behind you? Why do you want to know? What are you trying to overthrow? What are you trying to destroy?"

"Can't answer? Then I'll call the police. Don't say I'm making a baseless report. I've got good reasons and evidence!"

Teacher: "..."

Damn, I've run into a lunatic!

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Soon, Lin Youcai's unusual, absurdist style during blind dates went viral online.

Major variety shows rushed to invite him on as a comedian.

In response, Lin Youcai said:

"I'm never doing absurdist comedy again."

"First, nobody understands my humor."

"Second, people really do think I'm an idiot."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.