Siheyuan: I Win Every Argument, Leaving the Whole Courtyard in Chaos

After transmigrating to a courtyard-house world in 1960, Li Tianbao activates a "verbal sparring" golden finger. Whenever someone comes looking for trouble, he goes head-to-head with them and drives them into a rage, earning generous material rewards in the process.

When Yi Zhonghai makes things difficult for him, Li Tianbao talks back until Yi Zhonghai spits blood. "Li Tianbao, do you have any respect for me, the neighborhood's First Uncle?"

That old shrew Jia Zhangshi flies into a rage and starts summoning the dead. "Old Jia! Come back and take this rotten Li Tianbao away!"

War god Silly Zhu is defeated in seconds. Unable to win, he curses Li Tianbao instead, only to be driven into a furious sulk.

Granny Deaf tries to lecture Li Tianbao by throwing her weight around, and ends up being sent straight to the hospital.

Qin Huairu thinks she's beautiful, but Li Tianbao talks back until she cries, leaving her doubting her own looks.

Jia Dongxu is even more useless, a total weakling who can only go home and bawl once he's been riled up.

And so the courtyard is thrown into chaos, filled with angry curses and tears. Every day, Li Tianbao reaps generous supplies and money, living a comfortable life in the neighborhood.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.