Konoha Showdown: Passionate Uchiha Kunoichi Are Drooling with Envy

A livestream appears, pitting Uchiha Aike from a parallel ninja world against Uchiha prodigies such as Obito, Itachi, Madara, and Sasuke in a series of comparisons.

You wouldn't know unless you compared them. Once they did, the entire ninja world was in tears!

Obito: I destroyed the ninja world just to imagine a world with goddesses in it.

Aike: The goddesses of the entire ninja world are doing everything they can to make me theirs.

Itachi: I wiped out my entire clan single-handedly.

Aike: Clan, assemble! We're taking down the traitor Uchiha Itachi!

Uchiha Madara: "There's actually such a passionate young man in the Uchiha clan? Impossible!"

Senju Tobirama: "This kid's ninjutsu is beyond anything I can understand!"

Onoki: "I've never respected Konoha, much less the Hokage. But if it's Aike, this old man would gladly serve him!"

Uzumaki Kushina: "Minato, maybe we should get a divorce, because... I've already fallen hopelessly for Aike!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate them.