I Was Kidnapped by the System

Jiang Nan, an unlucky guy who couldn't do anything well and had nothing left to eat, was kidnapped by a mysterious system in an accident. This system calls itself the "Universe Invincible Super Awesome System" and its mission is to help Jiangnan become the greatest person in the world. Jiang Nan refused at first, but under the threat and temptation of the system, he still compromised. Thus, Jiangnan began his fantasy journey. He was forced by the system to learn all kinds of strange skills, such as: how to blow up balloons with his nose, how to play the piano with his toes, how to draw with his butt... He was also forced by the system to complete various bizarre tasks, such as singing to pigs, bathing dogs, cooking for cats... Even if you beat me to death, I can't do this. Hey, it smells so good! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.