Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Make a Move on Diao Chan, and Lu Bu Panics

Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Charge at Diao Chan, and Lu Bu Panics

Three Kingdoms: The Jian'an Spirit? Watch Me Do Lao Ai's Windmill

Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Snatch Diao Chan and Crush Lu Bu!

Who says you have to fight and kill your way through the end of the Han dynasty?

Wouldn't it be better to enjoy life with the beauties!?

Right, ladies!?

The Mature Women Group, Diao Chan, Cai Yan, and Zhen Mi: "That's right, my lord!"

The Married Women Group, Gan Shi, Zou Shi, Fan Shi, and Du Shi: "Please be gentle with us, my lord. The four of us really can't take any more!"

The Young Women Group, Sun Shangxiang, the Qiao sisters, Ling Sui, and Lü Lingqi, watch from the side, their faces flushed with embarrassment.

"Th-this is allowed too!?"

The Special Preferences Group, Empress Dowager He, Zhurong, and Wang Yi: "My lord, you're still too conservative. That windmill move you used earlier was pretty good!"

Big-Eared Thief: "Huang Qu is truly a disgrace to respectable society! The Han dynasty is crumbling, how can we... Huh? Where's the Han dynasty?"

Sun Ten Thousand: "Huang Qu and I are relatives by marriage. If I submit a letter of surrender, surely I'll be accepted first!"

Cao the Married-Women Chaser: "Good grief... I really was ignorant. So this is what the Jian'an spirit is!?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.