Siheyuan: You Said You'd Lie Flat, So How'd You Become a God?

Office worker Su Chen dies from overwork and is reborn as a pitiful orphan in a courtyard house. In his previous life, he worked himself to death. This time, all he wants is to lie flat! Just as he faints from hunger, he activates the "Perfect Life Lie-Flat System." But the System is a bit of a trap: want to lie flat? Then work hard first! To get a meal, he's forced to unlock god-tier cooking skills, and one bowl of plain noodles makes the whole courtyard drool. To get a good night's sleep, he's forced to take on the courtyard schemers, use face-slapping against Jia Zhangshi, and outwit Qin Huairu. To keep his job, he's forced to show off god-tier fitter skills and shock the entire factory. Su Chen: "I really just want to lie flat!" The schemers: "Like we'd believe that! You're practically a god already!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.