I'm the Middle Eastern Tyrant, and I'm Gifting Squidward a Giant Mushroom!

Ye Tian transmigrated to a parallel world and became the crown prince of Xia, a country in the south-central Middle East!

After unlocking all kinds of black technology, Ye Tian planned to live a quiet life, farm a little, sell some weapons, marry three thousand beauties, and enjoy his days.

But then Squid Country and Eagle Sauce protested against Ye Tian selling weapons to the Middle Eastern nations, and even threatened him with a nuclear bomb!

A man might put up with that, but his wife wouldn't! Who I sell weapons to is none of your business, Eagle Sauce and Squid Country!

You want to force me to start World War III?

At Ye Tian's command, a mushroom streaked across the sky and detonated right above Squid Country!

Squid Country: We've learned our lesson! Please spare us!

Eagle Sauce: I was just running my mouth. You actually did it?

Dongyang Country: I didn't even provoke you. Why'd you bomb me?

John Bull: You've emptied out all my museums. I swear, I don't have any more artifacts!

The Trisolaran civilization: Your Majesty, please stop! You've wiped out more than a hundred civilizations in ten minutes!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.