Others Listen to Advice and Guard Against Stars, but You Start with the Jiuxianxian?

Su Ming had only mediocre interest in anything. It wasn't until he took a sip of wine one day that he found the love of his life, so drinking every day became a habit. "He behaves in a free and easy manner, and never gets drunk after a thousand drinks. He is somewhat similar to the Jiuxianxian. Others can make money by imitating Wu Fan and stepping on a sewing machine. Anchors can also give it a try." During a wine-fighting competition, netizens discovered Su Ming and asked for guidance. Su Ming followed the advice of netizens and bought costumes and props. When everything was ready, Su Ming was dressed in an ancient robe, with long hair flying, holding a sword in his right hand and a gourd in his left hand, and started the outdoor live broadcast, attracting countless netizens to watch and tease him for showing off his skills. "The drunkenness is strong, the drunkenness is surging, let's call the gods and drink together for eternity!" When he happened to encounter a human trafficker, Su Ming took a sip of wine, pointed his finger, and his sword flew out, and he immediately bowed his head! Netizens were confused: "Anchor, are you serious?" Police: "Are you sure this is just a parody anchor? Immediately register it as S-class!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.