Warfare Deception: Seaweed Snags a Submarine, Leaving Eagleland Limping

My family doesn't grow kelp to make money. We grow it to stop foreign submarines from infiltrating our waters.

The underwater intelligent robots I sell aren't weapons. They're underwater robotic toys.

The lasers on my family's cars can only clear away fallen trees. They can't shoot down drones.

Uncle Sam: Keep bluffing, go on... If I believe you again, I'm a dog.

After inheriting his family's nearly bankrupt aquaculture company, he became a master bluffer, crippling Uncle Sam and blowing a hole in Japan's lungs.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.