I Am an Ordinary Student, and the Lady Wants to Cheat Me?

I am an ordinary college student, why are you rich ladies, campus beauties, and celebrities all pestering me? I just want to have a normal relationship! I don't want you to post it either! If things continue like this, do you want to chase your husband to the crematorium? So - please hold your hands high, stop teasing me, and let me have an ordinary campus love! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.