I’m a Professional Simp: I’m Here to Make Money, Not Fall in Love

After struggling until the age of thirty-five, he still couldn't afford a house. He'd scrimped and saved for most of his life, only to end up as a pathetic simp.

Carrying a mountain of resentment, Shen Lang was reborn.

Everyone knew Shen Lang was a lowly simp, madly in love with superstar Reba.

Reba herself thought so too.

But she had no idea that Shen Lang lived by the creed: simp for one person and you'll have nothing; simp for ten, and you'll have everything.

Lin Yang was also...

A simp for a cold, captivating, unhinged female academician, a cool and calculating opera diva, and the gentle, wealthy daughter of a gambling king.

Once he'd made enough money, Shen Lang stopped simping and planned to leave.

But the women weren't having it...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.