I Picked Up a Cat Who Says He's Qin Shi Huang

Lin Chen's dream was simple: have cigarettes to smoke, beautiful women to look at, and enough food for three meals a day.

He had lived comfortably like that for twenty years, until he met a cat who claimed to be Qin Shi Huang...

"What are you staring at? Never seen such a handsome cat? I am Qin Shi Huang, and the whole world belongs to me."

"But you're just a cat."

"Being human is exhausting. What's wrong with being a cat?"

"..."

"Your Majesty, could you tell me whether the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang has a back entrance? I'll give you two sausages."

"No way. Absolutely not, unless you provide food and lodging."

"Deal."

"Wait, I also have a good friend I met in my next life. He's a *; can we bring him along too?"

"Sure, no problem!"

"Liu Bang, get over here! There's a gullible fool who wants to take us in!"

"..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.