Football: Calm Down, My Team Is Full of Bad Guys

The scene of the China Football Annual Selection Event. "I announce that the winner of the cleanest team this year is Qindao Dragons!" Shen Han walked up to the podium in high spirits. The value of this trophy was too heavy for him. "I protest! I suspect they are going to give me a fatal double kick, and then I concede the ball and lose the game!" "I protest! Their striker bared his teeth at me, he must be trying to bite me!" "I protested! If I blew the whistle, they would hit my head with a ball!" Shen Han smiled, If you know who my team is, you can't say that. "Lion King" Kahn, "Monk" Pepe, "Water Lord" Ramos, "Lawnmower" De Jong... Yes, my team is full of villains. You fouled us, please calm down first. In order to win this award, I have to let "Suarez" eat some barbecue every now and then, Otherwise this guy might really bite someone on the court. "Pepe" must be allowed to have video calls with his wife and children every day, Otherwise, this guy might go crazy from time to time on the court. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.