Don't Panic If You Get the Lottery, Taoist Will Help You Change Your Life

Lin Tian traveled through time and became a poor Taoist master. Junior Brother: "Senior Brother, is it really okay to let others live broadcast us?" Lin Tian: "How about you ask the Patriarch to give some money?" Pilgrim: "Taoist Priest, can you help me calculate whether the tomb robbery went smoothly?" Lin Tian: "Be careful of the trap." Pilgrim: "What mechanism?!" Lin Tian: "Public security agency." Pilgrim: "Taoist Priest, I always feel uncomfortable with him and want to scold him. Am I being petty?" Lin Tian: "Speak dirty words and your heart will be clean." Pilgrim: "Taoist Priest, what should I do if I still love him?" Lin Tian: "He beats you." Pilgrim: "Taoist Priest, how can I avoid being tricked by villains?" Lin Tian: "You are more of a villain than him." Lin Tian: "There is no such thing as martial arts at all." Netizen: Then tell me how did you jump over this cliff in one go? Other sects: Sincerity leads to spirituality Taoism: If you believe it, believe it, if you don't believe it, get out. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.