You Still Like It After Reading It. Are You a Serious Taoist?

Traveling through a parallel world, Jiang Che became a Taoist priest, playing with cats and checking his cell phone every day... One day, he was caught by the anchor while watching a video. "You still like it after looking at it. Are you a serious Taoist?" Jiang Che downplayed the doubts from the outside world. "When the female Bodhisattva dances, it makes sense for the Taoists to support her, right?" Unexpectedly, the next moment, the main palace violently beat the mistress of the female Bodhisattva and thanked the Taoist priest for dispelling the inner demons. Since then, the abstract Jiang Dao has emerged from the water. "Jumping off a twenty-meter-high cliff, you said you're afraid of heights?" "In order to strengthen your body when practicing kung fu, you punch and blast?" "Dance the sword to relieve shoulder fatigue, but accidentally make a sword sound?" "If a thief messes with my heart, I will go down the mountain overnight and beat him back." "If you draw a lot three times, you can change your fate by picking one and going against the will of heaven?" "Others are causing internal friction, but Chief Jiang focuses on external friction." "For other sects, God gave me strength. Director Jiang is as urgent as an order. God, please help me!" In this regard, Jiang Che stood up and explained: "You must believe in science!" Not long after, some netizens photographed Dao Zhang Jiang standing on the top of the mountain holding a mahogany sword, attracting the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.