Anchor, What Kind of Horse Do You Like? Your Size!

Li Shucheng traveled to a parallel world and found that he was participating in a reality show and his job was a street photography anchor. Netizen: "Some girls are so sweet!" Li Shucheng: "No, no matter how beautiful a woman is, only 87% of her body is fragrant." Netizen: "Wow, host, I want to make a bet with you, whoever loses will be treated like a dog!" Li Shucheng: "Okay, okay, you want a reward for running away from me, right?" Netizen: "Anchor, I met my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend on the road, how should I say hello appropriately?" Li Shucheng: "To show respect and quality, let's call him advanced." Netizen: "The anchor's words were so sexy that I broke my waist." Netizen: "If you say sexy things in a serious manner, I will only obey the host." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.