I Said I Was Starting a Security Company, and Now the Universe Is Almost Conquered

Before Wang Chen started his company:

"After I graduate, I'm going to be a security guard."

"It's a job not even a dog would do. What a loser!"

"Being a security guard is the ultimate lie-flat career. It's so comfortable."

"Can security guards really protect us?"

"They run faster than anyone else. You expect them to protect us?"

"A few thousand a month? Why risk your life!"

"..."

After Wang Chen's company got off the ground:

"My dream used to be to become an entrepreneur everyone admired."

"My dream used to be to become a white-collar worker everyone envied."

"But now... I just want to ask when Chenyu Company is hiring again..."

"…"

"Mom, I want to apply to XXX University."

"Smack!"

"You fool! Being a security guard should be your dream now!"

"Once upon a time, I looked down on being a security guard. Now, I can't even hope to measure up!"

"Wait! Is your company hiring female security guards?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.