In Northern Qi: Repairing a Temple Robot from the Start

Xiao Juezhan is the biological son of Fan Jian, Earl of Sinan, and died in place of Fan Xian.

Rescued by Xiao En and sent back to Northern Qi, he carries a Shocking System. After ten years of planning, the time has come.

Fan Xian can write poetry? He can have nine years of compulsory primary-school Chinese lessons thrown in his face.

He can invent and create things? Then what does that make my militia handbook?

One song, "I Truly Want to Live Another Five Hundred Years," makes Emperor Qing yearn for immortality!

A Cantonese version of "Frost Covers the Sky over the Ten-Mile Flat Lake" turns Si Lili into a superstar.

I've read so many Joy of Life fanfics. Eight out of ten have a prince groveling before the protagonist. What's there to grovel over? Some even grovel before Chen Pingping. Others just follow the same old formula, stealing opportunities and writing a few poems. I'm sick of it, so I'll write my own.

From the start, he plans to kill his father. Xiao Juezhan demands from afar: "Why should my life be traded for Fan Xian's? Did any of you ask me? A bunch of sycophants!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.