You Played on a Ghost Server for a Year, and Now You’re Telling Me Earth’s Servers Have Merged?

I'd been playing on a dead server for a year, and today it suddenly merged with another server. A global merge, no less?

A global contract game descended upon the world, and everyone received an initial contracted beast.

Bai Ye refused to follow the beaten path. He didn't want some powerful exotic beast. The divine dog Teddy was his goal!

Teddy's talent, the “Butt” technique, had a chance of granting him a skill or ability from an exotic beast each time he used it?

Players had no attributes of their own and relied entirely on their contracted beasts for shared stats. Each skill added one point of true damage!

While other players were still dealing double-digit damage, Bai Ye had already slaughtered his way through Japan and Korea, conquered America and France, and headed for the stars.

“How can his damage be so high? One bleed effect was enough to finish off my best friend?”

“Bai Ye isn't human, he's a demon! He poisoned the safe zone, causing continuous damage! I want to file a complaint!”

“Bai Ye must not be allowed to live. I, An Lan, shall slay him!”

“I heard some freak let a dog loose that chased my Howling Celestial Dog across three hundred star systems?”

A man and his dog roamed the world. Wherever the dog went, exotic beasts bowed their heads. Wherever the man went, everyone practiced the crotch-protecting technique!

Bai Ye: “I'm not interested in people. I never touch people!”

“Ri Tian, go on, force him, her, or it!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.