College Admissions: You Say My Immortal Cultivation University Is a Joke

Li Mu transmigrates to a parallel world and fails the college entrance exams again. He activates a cultivation System that tasks him with guiding the people of the world to cultivate immortality.

"This is the age of science, and you want me to persuade people to cultivate immortality?"

Li Mu: "Are you still troubled by failing your college entrance exams? Are you still upset because your parents call you useless? Are you still lost about the future because you couldn't get into college? Enroll in the Immortal Cultivation University today and seek the path to immortality..."

When people treat Li Mu's advertisement as a joke and call him a fraud, a few rebellious examinees get carried away and sign up.

The parents: "Officer, my kid said they were going to study some kind of immortality cultivation, and now they're missing and we can't get in touch!"

Just as the news is full of reports about missing examinees and the police investigate the disappearances, the students listed as missing finish a semester of immortal cultivation and return to society.

When students from the Immortal Cultivation University return, the police are the first to come knocking and investigate.

"Officer, I told you I wasn't kidnapped. I can split open Heaven's Gate with one sword. Who'd dare kidnap me?"

"Missing? I spent half a year cultivating in seclusion just so I could make a stunning debut today. Watch my flying sword!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.