This Face Reader Is Anything but Proper

"Master, you can tell fortunes. Why don't you tell your own?"

Qi Miao: "I did. I'll live to be over a hundred. The question is... will you live long enough to see it?"

"Master, I keep having dreams about green grass. What does that mean?"

Qi Miao: "Go home and install a camera. Just don't let your wife find out."

"Master, could you tell me when my love life will take off? I want to get married, but my parents nag me about it every day."

Qi Miao: "Head southeast, to a place where peach blossoms bloom. Find a woman with a mole between her eyebrows who likes to wiggle her backside."

The cultivation civilization fell, and the technological civilization rose. The protagonist awakens to his identity as an Immortal Emperor through a fortuitous encounter. Other fortune-tellers rely on divination, but Qi Miao relies on his discerning eye. One glance lets him see right through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, and even... see ten thousand years into the future.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.