I Asked You to Broadcast History, and You're Explaining an Emperor Battle Royale?

You want me to stream history, and it has to be entertaining, too?

I'll just livestream a simulation projected from my mind:

An epic battle royale between emperors throughout history!

Founding rulers from every dynasty,

bringing along famous ministers and generals from across their reigns,

will enter the fray at the peak of their physical strength,

competing in a battle for supremacy!

We'll set it in the year 252 AD,

using the territory of that period as our template.

Each emperor will be randomly assigned a starting city,

and the initial map will affect their starting resources.

With these rules,

who will have the last laugh?

Xiang Yu: "It doesn't matter when I get the last laugh. Whoever's attacking Liu Bang, count me in!"

Wei Qing: "Why are the Xiongnu flying the Han banner? What happened after I died?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Southern Ming is attacking? Judy! Is this the fine legacy your descendants have left?"

Yang Jian: "Brother Li Yuan, you're a founding emperor too? Then my Great Sui's reign must have..."

Forty-four founding emperors will take part. Who will have the last laugh?

When the first match ends, the result is utterly shocking...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.