Livestream: Season 3 Is Almost Here? I Start a Nation-Wide Cultivation Movement

I accidentally bonded with the Sage's Jade, which lets me travel between two worlds, so I turned myself in to the government!

A hand grenade is only as powerful as a Qi Refining cultivator's full-strength strike?

A high-explosive grenade is equivalent to a Foundation Establishment cultivator's early-stage strike?

But I have them in bulk at low prices. Anyone interested?

What, you want something even more powerful?

I might have that too, if you can afford it!

Trade modern weapons for spirit stones!

First, let's get spirit plants and spirit food. After all, we're a major agricultural nation!

Then we'll trade for cultivation techniques and the skills of the various schools.

With S3 approaching, we need to show the world that this sleeping lion has awakened after all these years!

What? You're saying a viewer set fire to the Yasukuni Shrine toilets in Japan?

And another viewer flooded the Japanese Imperial Palace?

Someone in the audience accidentally wrecked the White House in Eagleland?

And now we're being jointly condemned by countries around the world?

Those were individual actions by viewers. Don't blame the streamer or the country!

People from Eagleland: F***! The Chinese can fly!

People from Japan: Yama! They can breathe fire, too!

Foreigners everywhere: Terrifying! And you still claim the Chinese don't know kung fu!

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