Showbiz: That's All the Money? I'll Sing All Night, at Most

It's all the same old formulaic writing. The constant back-and-forth bravado and face-slapping is getting tiresome.

The prize money for Chapter One is too small; only 3 million for a year. Those you invited simply can't possibly participate; even 100 million would be a stretch.

Here comes another one. Dilraba is Uyghur, and Uyghurs don't eat pork. They also eat three pork knuckles. Don't authors these days even know these basic things when writing novels?

You idiot author, the production team has already blatantly fired and threatened you, what the hell are you still doing here? Just take the breach of contract fee and leave.

There's plenty of rock music out there, why start with funeral music?

Even celebrities don't lack three million.

Just wondering, do these celebrities get appearance fees for the variety show? You wouldn't be asking these A-list and top-tier stars to participate in a variety show for three months just for the final 3 million yuan bonus, would you? They earn more than 3 million yuan for a single appearance at any event.

What kind of nonsense is this? There are so many great rock songs, why choose these grotesque ones?

The plot is like a load of crap; it just shows the main character singing, but doesn't mention what song he's singing.

If you can't write it, don't write it. The author must have been paid.