Three Kingdoms: I Build an Army by Tormenting the Protagonist, Starting with the Princess of Loulan

Reborn into the chaos of the Three Kingdoms, I awaken the Tyrant-Tormenting Army-Raising System.

Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have tormented the Princess of Loulan until her perfect bottom blossomed. You have received a deluxe starter gift pack.

Ding! Your first torment of the King of Loulan ends in a sweeping victory. You have received a reinforced battalion.

Ding! You have slain the Xiongnu Chanyu and received an upgraded arsenal.

Ding! You have slain Dong Zhuo and received thirty thousand elite cavalrymen.

I will dominate this chaotic age, claiming wealth, beauties, and territory under my banner. With a million cavalrymen, I will begin my conquest of the Central Plains from the Western Regions...

Cao Cao: "Tiger Lord, I submit! Could you spare me a wife or concubine to attend to me?"

Zhuge Liang: "You little rascal, where did you steal the repeating crossbow from?"

Liu Bei: "Strategist, your straw boats borrowed arrows and got our brothers killed. That Ban kid's arrows had explosives on them!"

Sun Quan: "Tiger Lord, would offering you my younger sister be enough to make peace?"

Sun Shangxiang: "Husband, I want to compete with the Princess of Loulan for the title of empress."

Ban Hu: "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.