Siheyuan: I Fused Genetic Factors, and Haitang Went Wild with Joy

He is born in 1962 into the world of the Birds' Full Courtyard.

He awakens a System that rewards him for pleasing himself. It has everything from goods and skills to black technology.

Ding! Spend 13,800 points to draw tiger-bone essence. The first time with Yu Haitang leaves her ecstatic.

Ding! Spend 50 points to draw a powerful laxative. Liu Haizhong poops until he's completely exhausted.

Ding! Spend 1,100 points to draw a blood-heat pain parasite. Whenever Xu Damao gets excited and tries to get some, the pain makes him roll around on the ground.

Ding! Spend 10 million points to draw ten Italian cannons for battle.

All the beauties: "Shui-ge, A-Shui, take us to the Golden Triangle..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.