Liu Is Sick: Queen Mother, Come to the Bowl Quickly

Liu Bing, who is the top cover in the world of oolongs. Harmful to the country and the people? Mine! The pure and kind Shangguan Feng? Mine! The heroine Xu Pingjun? Mine! The soft and beautiful second lady Guo Zhengqing? Ahem... Above the high hall. Narcissus on the left and Pingjun on the right. Huo Shuixian: Husband, can I squeeze it well? Ping Jun: Husband, I'm not bad at concubine's skills, right? ……… General Huo Guang came to visit his daughter. Enter the county seat. Thatched hut in memory. It turns into a towering and dazzling high-rise building. Entering the entertainment city... Oh well, I can't go back at all! Attendant: General, you have been staying for many days. If you don't return to Chang'an, I'm afraid... General Huo Guang: It's a waste to go back. I won't leave until I kill the boss today! Waiter, another bucket of instant noodles! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.